she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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