What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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