Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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