and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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