new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
