Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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