You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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