Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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