Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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