I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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