you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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