I'm gonna have a badass scar
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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