He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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