then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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