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(810): View more from Michigan

If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

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I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant

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(480): View more from Arizona

Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.

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