And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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