the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize