i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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