this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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