whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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