idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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