Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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