he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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