I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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