yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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