ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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