It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Terrible idea I love it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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