Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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