Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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