Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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