It's Friday. Sex?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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