hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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