I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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