NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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