If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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