Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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