talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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