I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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