i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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