is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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