I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We just shotgunned beers for America
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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