Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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