i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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