But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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