we have officially lost it.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
