And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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