Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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