the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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