There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish i was in the wii world.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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