hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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