Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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