He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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