I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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