well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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