Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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