i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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