Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
