chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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