somebody snuck up and got me drunk
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she peed on how many people?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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